The other day, IMAO reader commenter CLIFF suggested a straight line. But, I’m not all that good at the Straight Lines. Harvey is. Keln is. But Harvey’s busy and Keln’s busy. Or slacking off. So, you got me. Sorry.
Anyway, I liked the suggestion, which was actually presented as a question. I like the question as is. So, here it is:
How would the Founding Fathers have used Twitter?
So, what do you think?
I’m on a roll, how about this one?….. What person should Trump replace the CNN logo superimposed on McMahon’s head with?
Nope, that one just produces a laundry list of liberals we dislike, and leaves no room for creative answers.
Good straight lines walk a fine line between too broad & too narrow, You got lucky with the first one (which was quite good)
Rule of thumb – if you can’t come up with three good answers to your own straight line right off the top of your head, it needs more work.
“Liberty in Our Lifetime #OriginalFreeStateProject”
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The Founding Fathers would’ve protested nonstop with Stamp texts, Tea texts, Sugar texts, Molasses texts . . .
… I don’t know, but I’d keep an eye on Spam Adams.
… they’d provide for the common “de-friend”s.
… however they used it, there’d probably be a linkin’ memorial today.
… “I regret that my phone’s battery has but one life to give for my country.”
#brexit ftw
By not insulting Aaron Burr. A lot of musket to the junk references going back and forth from Adams and Jefferson though.
Paul Revere would have tweeted that the British were coming.
Thomas Jefferson could have sent the Declaration of Independence out 144 characters at a time.
Trolling loyalists…
… or lol-o-lists.
I don’t know, but they would have chafed at 144 characters…
… Ben Franklin would have been everybody’s @BF(f).
@RealTomPaine (verified account): Decisions made by “virtual reps” in London? LMAO! Kby!
There were General Clintons on both sides during the war. Big surprise.
If they used Twitter, their email server would no doubt have been called the Privy Counsel.
Yankee Google went to town,
A-writin’ on his phone, he
Stuck with futures in High Cap
Called in Mac and Sony.
Yankee Google keep it up:
Yankee Google standards.
Mind the music and the scripts
And with the girls be Pander.
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High Cap = “High Capitalization” or “High Capacity” — works either way.
Would have sent a lot of sad emojis to King George.
You guys need to think meaner – this is war after all. And worse, it’s Twitter!
“What’s the matter, @KingGeorge? You mad? #inbredtyrant ”
“@GenBurgoyne – General Burgone is more like it. #saratogasuckit “
“Saratoga–Toga–Toga! #NotOverUnitlWeSaySo”
“Crazy #KingGeorgeTheTurd wants dictatorial powers. Sad!”
“Bunker Hill? More like Punker Hill!”
“@King George, @Parliament – Now we have the French on our side. And we’re STILL gonna kick your arses. “
“@KingGorge: Will you show us your written constitution, if we show you ours?” #MagnaKarma #Runnymeme #saratogasuckit
” What did @RealGeoWashington get for Christmas? Trenton. #winning”
” #brexit1776 “