Something a little different today…
For the last couple days, I’ve been seeing headlines that include my name and predictions of massive devastation.
Things like:
“Impacts from Harvey will be tremendous”
“A state of disaster was declared for 30 counties in Texas in advance of Harvey”
and the ever-popular “Harvey continues to gather strength and moisture”
So, go ahead and write a Hurricane Harvey headline that could at least semi-plausibly be about me.
If you’re not feeling creative, just lift one off a news web site like I did. They’re everywhere.
Harvey’s intensity potential tied to global warming.
Harvey Peters Out: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit
Harvey heads for Texas, women and children hardest hit.
Harvey almost fills the Gulf.
For first time in 12 years, Harvey to hit the US.
Climate change creates Harvey, Trump to blame.
Harvey fizzles, SLotD hardest hit…
Watch out Texas, Harvey is no Pookah.
New storm to be named Harvey, still undecided on gender.
FramkJ better take cover! Here comes Harvey.
The Eclipse avoided minorities. Harvey will correct that oversight.
As Harvey approaches cautious Texans stock up.
Harvey Y’all Banger
Harvey Finds Eclipse a Tough Act To Follow
Harvey states his case, Texans not amused.
Harvey battles Trump for headlines.
Despite repeated warnings, Harvey messes with Texas.
Harvey Hits Texas with Equivalent of 10,000 Nuclear Weapons!!!
Harvey surges, leaving devastation in wake…
Harvey’s bringing 36 inches to Texas.
Eclipse: Top that!
Harvey: Hold my beer
Harvey heads out to sea
Harvey woke, Texas slumbers
Harvey vs. Texas tops Mayweather vs. Macgregor for biggest fight of the year!
Harvey takes on 2nd biggest state in the union; should Alaska be worried?
Harvey vows to make Corpus Christi into Corpses Crispy
Good thing Glen Campbell is died 2 weeks ago because what Harvey is going to do to Galveston would kill him.
(too soon?)
New book by Bill O’Reilly: ‘Killing Hurricane Harvey’
Harvey targets Texas for first major hurricane in 12 years
Harvey bringing Death to Texas, are Taxes far behind?
Harvey floods Texas with trepidation. Fears of high tides from nuked moon rampant.
Harvey churns toward Texas, bringing with him a “life-threatening storm surge,” no word on 5-bean salad.
Harvey expected to stall or meander for several days.
Harvey Bangs on Texas Flood Walls
HARVEY: The Devastating Impacts of White Male Privilege
Harvey Hits Town: Cellars, Sewers Flooded
Frank Nukes Moon; Harvey Nukes Texas
Harvey: No Longer Imaginary
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee demands investigation, “Why isn’t this hurricane named Laharvey?”