Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
The pitcher comes set.
He looks the runner back to first.
He kicks and delivers
and there it goes, Oh My!
That was some cupcake pitch to the batter.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
I’m not saying it was Aliens, but… it was Aliens.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
the Northern hemisphere of the Earth had the audacity and unmitigated gall to lean away from the Sun thus depriving women and minorities of their equal share of both light and warming radiation. The very Earth hates people of color, different genders and contestable immigrant status.
The weather man is off his meds.
Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
You’re So Vane.
I bet you thought this post was about you.
A vengeful groundhog
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
Jack Frost told Mother Nature how to vote in the 2016 election.
The cause of winter weather is winter?
God also hates the New England Patriots
Until today at 10:15 MDT it has been Winter. Now it is Spring. Expect Spring weather henceforth.
Per the alphabet media, Putin is sending Siberian air here.
…chemtrails!
…HAARP!
…I’m thinking Anonymiss has something to do with it…
Umm, there was an article a couple of decades ago, more or less, in Dragon magazine. Woman in the corner, by herself, in mitheral chain mail. Guy goes over and asks who she is. “I’m the DM’s wife.”
Same thing.
is Donald Trump. It used to be George W. Bush, of course.
China doing the Hokey Pokey
China don’t know the Hokey Pokey the way I know THE Hokie Pokie!
If Michael Moore asks you to pull his finger…. Don’t pull his finger.
Global Smarming
ACME Tornado Kit
https://acme.com/catalog/doit.html
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
could be explained, but I’m a man and that would be mansplaining and that is supposed to be bad.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
is because the meaning of the the word “Crazy” has been lost and we have substituted a meaning that does not adequately fit.
… could be explained, if I were given enough money to study it under a Crazy Guggenheim Fellowship.
will be completely explained by the time Mueller finishes his investigation.
…is a fourfold cross-reap. A P.K.E. surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!
*…are rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s#It-kickers and Methodists!
*Obligatory
Oh, NO!, not Methodists! They’ll committee us to death!
We will have to organize a committee to look into that.
I vote we hold a caucus on who might be on such a committee, and seperate hearings on when it might meet.
Will the scheduling committee be a special sub-committee or the committee of the whole?
Hold up there, Speedy. First we need to form a rules subcommittee to decide on how to constitute a scheduling committee.
Who will be appointing that committee?
As a proud hornswoggler I’d just like to set the record straight…we don’t have any thing to do with the weather.
Real Wrath-of-God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Friend, either you’re closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
“You’ve Got Trump Hell, Right Here In Pervert City”
I’m feeling too lazy…. maybe walrus should expand on this!
You’ll get more Trump, ain’t that a real pity?
Gotta think about this a bit.
Song is long and complicated and damned if I see my way clear at the moment. Best I got is,
We got Trump my friend, right here in the Capitol City.
That Will Work!
… “by the presence of a press pool and Cable in your community” might be even better.
. . . Gaia has been angered by all of the gullible fools who think their spaghetti monster in the sky gave them dominion over Her.
. . . Mark Steyn’s lawyers.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
God.
The REAL cause of all this crazy winter weather…
…honey badger’s in charge of the weather.
… Has anyone tried blaming Jews yet?
Metsuyan
Maybe that DC councilman.
While blaming Jews is a tried and true method, it is kind of “old hat” these days.