So, for those of you that thought the whole “Nuke The Moon” thing was a joke, read on.
Bonkers? I’d b… Never mind.
Speaking of minds, what’s on yours? Got something to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Archive of entries posted on 9th July 2018
Simple Solution
President Trump said that if he were facing Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren during a debate, he would offer her $1 million to take a test to prove her Native American heritage.
Pffft! Easy… Probably says it right on Obama’s birth certificate.
How Long Until He Enters Politics, Do You Suppose?
[Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Actor Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #194,007)
Oddly, I never noticed the trends in his film choices.
But I did notice they didn’t mention “Doom”. Not enough jungle, I suppose…
Link of the Day: Overtaken by Real Events in 3… 2… 1…
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
‘Love Trumps Hate!’ Screams Protester While Beating Republican To Death With A Shovel
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Icebreaker: If You Could Be Guaranteed One Thing in Life (Besides Money), What Would It Be?
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could be guaranteed one thing in life (besides money), what would it be?
Nail-biting Democrat losses in 52% of all federal elections going forward.
Heh. They’ll always think it’s just bad luck…
Oh, No… Not Asking You to Stop… Carry On…
Straight Line of the Day: Employment Is at a Record High Under President Trump. Most of the New Jobs Are in the Booming Industry of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Employment is at a record high under President Trump. Most of the new jobs are in the booming industry of…
The Illustrated Frank J: Can’t Get the Right Answer if You Don’t Ask the Right Question
Salvageable
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro urged his urged his nation to be on guard against the threat of President Trump ordering an invasion of Venezuela.
Apparently he’s never met Trump. He’s not going to invade. He’ll buy that stinking rathole country for a song then build a casino on it.