Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
Pip, pip, cheerio.
A 7 gun salute. The other 14 were down checked waiting for parts.
Euro-Covfefe
A Giant Wooden Hedgehog
The badger was down checked waiting for parts.
A half pint, suitable for small hands.
…balloons and groupies.
…a big fat bag of hot air, aka the mayor of London…
Bangers and Mash
A ceremonial set of 12 knife handles. No knives, just the handles.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
as much resistance as they were going to employ against the Germans in 1940.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
tears. Could have been for him or the English 11.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
monster raving stupidity.
A smiling British public. That made Melania cry so Donald offered to donate to the establishment of a dental clinic.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
a hostile press which made him feel right at home.
A box of Tweeties cereal…. The Brexit of Champions
…a white flag. England formally surrenders.
…a damp squib crowd
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
A Laurel, and Hardy Handshake.
Some say it was a Yanny.
Ruled Britannia
Britannia’s rules have changed
Britons now will all be enslaved.
I like it but last line should be:
“Britons ever, ever, ever, ever will be enslaved”
sounds very good.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…
fear
fear and surprise…
Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical dedication to the
PopeQueenArchbishop of Canterburyno, wait, it is the Queen (this is the British Inquisition, not the Spanish).…London Fog
…East Side Hookers & blow.
… an unused iPod loaded with Obama’s speeches.
Amnesty International refused to intervene, explaining that the Geneva Convention’s rules against torture apply only in wartime (and cultural wars do not count, Antifa notwithstanding).
… a Norwegian blue wave.
Lovely plumage.
The plumage don’t enter into it.
… hooting and allah-ing.
… a royal flush. But he had enough aces in his hands to Trump it.
Interesting. What kind of deck was he using since A) Four of a kind does not beat a Royal Flush. B) A Royal flush includes one Ace and C) There are only 4 Aces in a standard playing deck, unless you are including Jokers. Were there Jokers involved? Clowns perhaps? Hahahahahahaha…
Hates are wild.
Also, there was a joker:
“Wait ’till they get a load of May.”
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…here I am, stuck in the middle…
What the F is a Frush?! ~Booger
… Theresa mayhem and Sadiq khan jobs.
some of the worst food on this planet.
performances of the very best English music, written by Georg Friedrich Handel (who was German).
A little of the old Ultra Vioins?
[Violins]
Their best and brightest.
… “Never Mind the Bollockshevists.”
… the musical question, “Who’s Next”
The Kids are not all too bright.
The answer being “Boris the Spider”…
… an interview request from Brian Williams, who said he flew to London under his own power.
…foreign accents, so yes they were aliens.
…a country enthralled with it’s successful performance in the national sport of hotel balcony diving.
… representatives from the Ministry of Silly Wokes.
… versions of the Anglo-Saxon Chronic Ills.
Upon arriving in London, President Trump was greeted with…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, and a very large baloon.
And Anglicans!
…a madman running out of a blue box saying, “Okay, this is where it gets complicated”