Link of the Day: Also, Heihei and the Nazgul King Are Basically the Same Character

[High Praise! to Geeks Are Sexy]

Moana and The Lord of the Rings Have the Same Plot

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Scientific, Yet Practical

[Rock Skip Robot – The SCIENCE of PERFECT ROCK SKIPPING] (Viewer #1,789,932)

It held my interest all the way through, but you can jump to 5:45 if you just want to learn the best way to skip rocks manually.

Helpful, If It Actually Works

Google has admitted that, even if you turn your “Location History” setting to “off”, the company still tracks you.

Good. So that means they be able to tell me where my phone is because I JUST HAD THE STUPID THING LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!

Vaudeville Is Not Dead

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Must Be a Union Payoff Boondoggle, Because This Has Never Been a Problem

Los Angeles’ subway will soon become the first mass transit system in the US to install body scanners that screen passengers for weapons and explosives.

Coming soon: automatically checking your Twitter account to make sure you won’t trigger anyone’s safe space.

Personally, the Det Cord Is My Favorite Part

[Massive Explosive Chain Reaction at 200,000fps – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,767,633)

I actually sat through all of it, but you can skip around to the explody bits if you want

Link of the Day: Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children or at Least the People Who Act Like Children?

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Charlottesville Rally Bust Made White Man Feel Blue

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Icebreaker: What Languages Do You Know How to Speak?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What languages do you know how to speak?

English, Sesame Street Spanish, and Jive

Burt Reynolds Is Still Alive. Let’s Make This Sucker!

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: The One Thing Venezuela Hasn’t Run Out of Yet…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The one thing Venezuela hasn’t run out of yet…

The Illustrated Frank J: Personally, I’m None of the Above

[source]

Puppet Show and Joe Biden

Former Vice President Joe Biden wasn’t allowed to campaign for Democratic gubernatorial candidate J.B. Pritzker because he was “under doctor’s orders not to travel“.

Quite a relief for the Dems, since he’s always violating his orders not to gaffe.

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Thursday Night Open Thread

I saw where they’re making a new Queen movie. Well, I don’t think they ever made one before, so I suppose instead of “a new Queen movie” it’s just “a Queen movie.” Okay then, they’re making a Queen movie. Because … reasons.

Anyway, I did own some of their albums way back when. I didn’t own the album that their only two Number One songs came from.

[The YouTube]

There was a story going around that a DJ in Atlanta, or a pair of DJs, were fired after talking about the then-current Atlanta Child Murders, and then playing that song. I don’t know if it was true, either them playing the song or being fired because of it.

The Greaseman, who was at WAPE in Jacksonville at the time, could’ve gotten away with it, but not some Atlanta DJs.

Anyway, what’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Swell… Another “Helpful Feature” From Our Betters

How helpful: YouTube is now adding fact checks to videos that question climate change

About time! Especially for those idiot videos that think that the answer to the question is “yes”.