Straight Line of the Day: Recently Discovered Lurking in the Sewers…

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Recently discovered lurking in the sewers

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  1. Recently discovered lurking in the sewers…

    a 1970 ‘Coq du Rod Laver’, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this, and you’re really finished — at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

  2. …things that refuse to return to a surface world with a Nancy Pelosi on it.

    …global warming data collectors.

    …CNN fact checkers.

    …volunteers for young socialists membership drives.

    …a Democrat zombie saying brains, brains., braiiiinnns!

  3. Recently discovered lurking in the sewers…

    …water on the way to the treatment facility that will eventually be the water coming out of your faucet.

    …the funk of 40,000 years.

    …Rodents of Unusual Size.

    …all of Pelosi’s leftover skin.

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