I Could Never Do That to One of These. Heck, I Even Talk to My Roomba Soothingly After I Rescue It From Getting Stuck Under the Sofa

[Testing Robustness] (Viewer #5,767,279)

The best part is from the full description of the video: “(Note: This testing does not irritate or harm the robot.)”

Second best is from the comments “one day, he will need my jacket, boots, and motorcycle”

Link of the Day: You’ll Find Them Next to the Crates of Overtaxed Tea

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Tragic: Every Single Bump Stock In Nation Suddenly Lost In Boating Accident

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Trump Truths: Shutdown

This Government Shutdown is preventing either party from doing any of their normal activities. Pretty sure President Trump just met the official criteria for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I Don’t Think Trump, W, Bush41, or Ronnie Ever Did This. Heck, Even Nixon Didn’t

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: Last Chance: Tell Santa What You Want for Christmas…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Last chance: tell Santa what you want for Christmas…

The Illustrated Frank J: Clarifying the Issue

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But You Guys Won’t Abandon Me. Guys? Guys?

A new study shows that 3 out of 4 Americans are lonely.

And, weirdly, they’re all complaining about it to their Facebook friends.

Merry Christmas, My Wonderful Moon Nukers

Tomorrow, for Christmas, I’m mostly gonna post Christmas-related videos, so prepare to snuggle up next to the fireplace with your digital device of choice and enjoy.

Sunday Night Open Thread

I love old movies.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Sunday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

The Illustrated Frank J: It Doesn’t HAVE to Be Water

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Link of the Day: It Seems Like All You Have to Do Is Talk Into a Mic, But Having Done a Podcast, I Know It’s Really Hard to Do Well

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

The Many Facets of Character Voice Acting

And if you click on the videos at the link, I have to say, Mel Blanc makes it look ridiculously easy.

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Bonus Points If You Recognize All the Games That Get Referenced, Which Is What Keeps This Video Interesting

[Submitted by wr-104 (High Praise!)]

[250,000 Dominoes – The Incredible Science Machine: GAME ON!] (Viewer #48,798,098)

I might be wrong, but I think some of their set pieces didn’t tumble completely.

By the way, I’m not a fan of tower-toppling. Always strikes me as a cheater’s way to artificially inflate your total domino count.

Have a Nice Day

Coming to a mall in Los Angeles: robot security guards.

Wow… it’s like no one watched teen sex horror movies in the 80’s

[title reference link]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Simplified

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Saturday Night Open Thread

Some artists only have one really big hit. And sometimes, that one hit is a Christmas song.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Saturday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?