Now for sale: a robot dog that teaches itself tricks.
Swell… am I supposed to be consoled by the fact that the inevitable robot apocalypse will now be adorable?
Archive of entries posted on January 2019
Tuesday Night Open Thread
Old songs are the best.
What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Rumsfeld Had Chomps
In Baltimore, a man brought his “emotional support alligator” to an assisted-living facility.
Huh… I think President Trump just found his new Secretary of Defense.
Just Waiting for the All-Female Remake
[Men In Black Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #331,752)
Back in the day, I was too busy watching slimy goo flying everywhere to notice how very little sense this movie makes.
Link of the Day: I Think the Last Time Trump Lost Was His Divorce from Ivana
[High Praise! to Townhall]
Everyone Who Takes on Trump Ends Up Crushed
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Trump Truths: Afghanistan
Citing the shutdown, President Trump stopped Nancy Pelosi from taking a military aircraft to an Afghanistan military base. Biggest troop morale boost since MOABing ISIS.
Top Ten Similarities Between Thanos and the American Left
(a Guest Post by Cayleygraph2015)
10. Nonplussed by a burly man collecting jewelry
9. Keeps falling back into patterns established in the ’70s.
8. Aids zealots who want to destroy law enforcement
7. Insists you thank him for destroying half your economy
6. Invisible while there’s work to do, then shows up at the end and claims to be behind the whole thing
5. Ends up using Nazi ideas when soul-searching
4. Equally at home with computers as with ancient mysticism
3. Antagonizes weapons manufacturers
2. A lot of his power requires the American Entertainment Industry
1. Will kill his own daughter if his plans require it
[Bacon to walruskkkch and David Thompson for inspirational assistance]
Straight Line of the Day: If the Border Wall Gets Built, Expect to Have Things Spray-Painted on It, Like…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If the border wall gets built, expect to have things spray-painted on it, like…
The Illustrated Frank J: Shhh… Don’t Tell Anyone…
Plenty of Room
Latest tech advancement: humans to “live forever” by downloading their soul onto a microchip.
Or, in Nancy Pelosi’s case, a nanochip.
Monday Night Open Thread
I’ve enjoyed the Bad Lip Reading videos over the years. But, I don’t think I ever shared this one.
Anyway, that’s what I was doing recently when I was sick: watching Bad Lip Reading videos. What have you been up to? Got something you’d like to share with the group? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
I’m Looking Forward to the Flaming Guitars
Trending: Mexican truckers fighting highway robbery with armored semis.
Huh. How do you say “Mad Max” in Spanish?
Arguably Jack Nicholson’s Greatest Role
[Honest Trailers – Batman (1989)] (Viewer #4,611,112)
With all the pitch meetings, I almost forgot about Honest Trailers. They do good work, too.
Link of the Day: Feminisn’t
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Mobs Of Women Protest Nation’s Logging Companies For Equal Work
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Trump Truths: Tunnel
House Democrats pointed out that President Trump’s Wall can be easily tunneled under. President Trump replied with three words: “angry caffeinated badgers“.