Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most popular song in America right now…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most popular song in America right now…
… is the one that you had stuck in your head for days, with that one part where you can never quite remember the lyrics so it keeps repeating in your head as you try to figure them out, but just managed to clear from your mind.
Louie Louie?
The song where “that one part” is the whole thing.
… and the rest of the song sounds like a liberal in an interview trying to explain why he, she, or it is against borders.
The Meow Mix cat food song?
…can’t be mentioned, due to the threat of copyright-infringement lawsuits…
…is impossible to keep track of, because the internet is fickle…
…is the proposed DNC theme song, “Send In the Clowns”…
Paul Pelosi’s cover of Elton John’s “The B—h is Back”
The most popular song in America right now…
is one that I have certainly never heard or probably care to listen to.
The most popular song in America right now…
is…well I’m not saying its sung by Aliens but…its sung by Aliens.
This means earworms are…for reproduction?
No, of course not. What would make you think that? Lie down and relax. Get that thought out of your mind. Here, use this pod as a pillow.
The most popular song in America right now…
doesn’t go with the dance the Democrats are doing on the safety of all Americans.
…is Whip It, by Devo.
The most popular song in America right now…
De Camptown Ladies: Oooh de Camptown ladies sing this song doo-dar, doo-dar (I don’t know the rest).
All the doo-dar day.
…will be denounced tomorrow.
is a Mariachi band doing a cover of Roy Roger’s “Don’t Fence Me In”.
The most popular song in America right now…
probably contains so many words I can’t post here it would be in “Awaiting Moderation” status for years.
Parked By The Lake…
Another Brick In The Wall – Pink Floyd
According to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, it’s the theme song from 60 Minutes.
She is so smart she can watch that show in 29 minutes.
A Lot To Drink About – Jimmy Buffet
…will be used to sell feminine hygiene products next month.
“Cis-tizen’s Arrest! Cis-tizen’s Arrest!!”
Note: not satire.
Brighton, U.K.
A Lot To Drink About – Jimmy Buffet
(without the link)
… What’s New, Pussyhat?
… Alexandra’s Ragtime Band
… Those Were The Days
… Waterloo
… among those thinking about the negotiations over the wall:
“Theme From Shaft”
… among those pondering whether government agencies work better fully staffed or with nobody in the office:
“Nobody Does It Better”
Normally I would think, if there were any justice in the world, it would be Pewdiepie’s “Fist Me, Daddy;” but it’s been supplanted in my heart by this gem:
I won’t back down. – Tom Petty
Get Over It – The Eagles
Shut Down — The Beach Boys
“Here Comes the Sun Tzu”
“Gemorrah Never Knows”
Soetoro Never Knows (either)
“It’s a Somali World”
“Comey Chameleon”
Re: the lower chamber of Congress:
“The House of Derision, Son”
“Get Off Of My Cloud”
“I Want Ruth (She’s So Healthy)”
“Gimme Some Truth”
News downplaying of Bezos’ problems, compared to Trump’s:
“Amazon Grace”
The Statler Brothers doing “Ruthless”.
https://youtu.be/jNwkSYyBarI
Dream On
“Straight Outta Competence”
“Beto It”
“Super-Covfefe-Reaganistic-Ex-Pelosi-docious”