[High Praise! to Oppo]

Jailhouse Vote (to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis Presley)

Democratic party at the county jail
Prison ban was lifted ’cause of Bernie’s wail
That shark needed jumpin’: “Killers shouldn’t swing —
We need to have their votes on everything!”

Let’s vote
Everybody, let’s vote
Everybody who passed phony notes
Should pass laws with the jailhouse vote

Lizzie Warren said they’re solid citizens
Crazy Joe said they just need Ritalin
The former guy from Illinois just talked for hours:
“We’ve met the inmate and he is ours!”

Let’s vote
Everybody, let’s vote
Everybody should be in the same boat
Beholden to the jailhouse vote

Number Forty-Five said to Forty-Four
“You’d make the cutest jailbird; and you can have the floor.
They sure would be delighted with your company
And those inside could even vote for me!”

Let’s vote
Everybody, let’s vote
Everybody “Busting-Rock the Vote”
Ted Danson, something to promote.

Hill-a-Sack sittin’ next to Roger Stone
Biden in the corner veepin’ all alone
Warren said, “Hey, buddy, don’t you be no square
For a debate partner, use a wooden chair.”

Let’s vote
Everybody, let’s vote
Everybody’s needs a good scapegoat
Let’s scrape the bottom of the vote

Shiff said of illegal bugs “For heaven’s sake
No one was lookin’, it was make or break.”
But the buggers turned on Shiff just like Nixon
“I want a vote inside so I can get a fix in.”

Let’s vote
Let’s let everybody vote
Everybody: don’t just steal a coat
Steal elections with a jailhouse vote