Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
well I’m not saying its for being an Alien but… its for being an Alien.
. . . existing
…double-secret collusion…
…abuse of Twitter…
If he stopped Twitter would die.
So it’s iCrimes and misdemeanors?
…beating Hillary – that’s what it’s always been about…
…insufficient collusion.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
possibly cheating on that math test in 5th grade. They don’t really think he could have gotten that 88% legitimately.
…his most visible cover-up – what’s going on under that comb-over…
…adding an extra clap in the Bingo song.
…driving backwards through a drive-thru at 2 in the morning.
…tilting all of the paintings in the White House.
…drawing handlebar mustaches and mutton chops on all of Hillary’s pictures.
…sending a dozen crates of McDonald’s hamburgers to PETA.
…secretly switching Joe Biden’s coffee with decaf.
…borrowing the pope’s mitre so he could wear it for the next State of the Union.
…re-enacting the flower scene in Caddyshack right before his game with Rush Limbaugh.
Oh tiLting!
whew
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
what you got?
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
not rewinding his VHS tapes he borrowed from Blockbuster from 1984-1991.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
not being able to solicit a harumph from them.
Give Jerry Nadler harumph!
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Obstruction of Justice League.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
the table.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Spins the Wheel of Liberal Woke…
Being anti-Semitic!
based on his tweets and ‘covfefe’ he’s more anti-semantic
Better than being an incurable romantic.
…or absurdly pedantic
Kind of affects me all tantric.
That’s coyly frantic
Almost gigantic
Enough of your antics
.. blocking ads on IMAO.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Making America Great Again.
infuriating liberals.
people not being able to keep their doctor.
… keeping the Gorilla Channel all to himself.
…the illusion of a collision.
…their nightmares.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Not being Hitler enough!!
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…this…
Being successful.
Secretly switching the coffee at the DNC with Folgers Crystals.
…crimes against hair.
…220, 221. Whatever it takes.
…being up sh*ts creek without a paddle.
…putting the band back together and being on a mission from God.
gratuitous harumphing.
Covfefe
excessive use of
…use of the letter “E”. All uses will be charged as separate crimes against humanity.
. . . giving them defective paddle ball toys.
We always give them warped ones because…they are so dumb!
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
realsies.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
not letting a faster group of golfers play through.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Checks notes…
being such a doody head.
Impairment
… something called “offside”.
…for being a a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy shi!t Where’s the Tylenol?
Nah, they’re fine with all that. But he’s a successful businessman.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
not letting the refs review the call on obstruction when all the replays clearly showed it may have been committed when viewed from one particularly awkward angle.
… the next five and a half years.
… Schiff and giggles.
… the chance for Nadler to do his Dirty Jerry act:
Dirty Jerry: What are you talking about?
District Attorney: Trump’s free.
Dirty Jerry: You mean you’re letting him go?
District Attorney: We have to; we can’t try him.
Dirty Jerry: And why is that?
District Attorney: Because I’m not wasting another 40 million dollars of the taxpayer’s money on a trial we can’t possibly win. The problem is, we don’t have any evidence.
Dirty Jerry: Evidence? What the hell do you call that? (He gestures toward the dossier on a side table.)
District Attorney: I call it nothing, zero.
Dirty Jerry: Are you trying to tell me that politics can’t match the target up to this trifle?
District Attorney: It does not matter what politics can do. This trifle might make a nice doorstop. But it’s inadmissible as evidence.
Dirty Jerry: And who says that?
District Attorney: It’s the law.
Dirty Jerry: Well then, the law is crazy.
…a very special episode of Blossom.
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
… the longest time:
…For being a despicable DENIER!!!
With collusion off the table, Democrats will now try to impeach President Trump for…
Was that some sort of cut-and-paste error? Not sure what the ‘for’ was doing at the end of that sentence.
… what difference, at this point, does it make?!
… for giving directions to a sadistic, underaged, blonde blue-eyed (Nazi??), Vigilante. Kevin McCallister went on to brutalize two ex-cons who were just getting their lives back together.
… a crime he didn’t commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the DJTeam.
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