Biden Caves: “I Would Obey Any Subpoena That Was Sent to Me” for Trump Impeachment Trial
Gateway Pundit | Dec 28, 2019Tough-talking Joe Biden, the former vice president leading the race for the Democrat’s presidential nomination, reversed his defiant stance from just 24 hours ago that he would defy any subpoena issued by the Senate to compel his testimony in President Trump’s looming impeachment trial, telling a Fairfield, Iowa, audience Saturday night, “I would obey any subpoena that was sent to me.”
Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
How does it feel to be on your own, like a rolling stone?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Feygeleh?
Just what are you smelling for, Joe?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
What’s it like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Do the curtains smell the same as the carpet?
Sneaky, very sneaky.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
The last digit of Pi?
Is it true that the Secret Service refers to you as “Obergropinfuhrer”?
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Who was the Walrus?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Is it Basil or Basil?
You know he’d say, “Oregano!”
Only if he was in Seattle.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Who the F**k are you? Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Boxers or briefs?
According to female Secret Service agents, the correct answer is “commando”….
Depends…
1) Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
2) Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
3) Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
4) Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
European or African?
That’s racist!
I suppose it might be.
Who let the dogs out?
(I can’t believe walrus hasn’t seen the obvious version of his line yet… oh well guess I’ll help him out…)
Mr. Biden, I know you can’t say there are aliens in your head, but how many aliens are in your head?
I was still thinking of something pithy and relatable to Hunter.
Well it’s your line… we look forward to the better version… well… sort of… 😉
And looks like I figured out how to break the like buttons… sigh…
Good, good my young apprentice.
Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore?
It ended if we elect him President?
Jose’ can you see?
How do you attach a coconut to an African swallow?
Which of the Obamas would you nominate to the Supreme Court?
All of them.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Did he declare all of his kick backs from foreign governments on his taxes?
Taxes…what taxes?
More like, “Have you stopped beating your wife?”
How many wraps would a chain length make if a Corn Pop skull got wrapped?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
What’s the frequency, Joe?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Hey Joe, where ya going with that gun in your hand?
I’m going down to shoot my old lady. You know I caught her messin’ around with another man.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Did you just get back from a Vaudiville show?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Red or blue wire?
It’s always the red wire.
Until it blew…
Do you think turkeys can fly?
Well he is certainly giving it the old college try.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Do you want fries with that?
You have Joe Biden confused with Beto O’Rourke.
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
What did the President know and when did he know it?
Joe Biden? What could we possibly ask him that we don’t already know?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
What state are you in today?
Vegetative.
At the same time, Petey Doody said, “I Would Obey Any Sub-poenis That Was Sent to Me.”
What Could We Possibly Ask Him That We Don’t Already Know?
Do you prefer glass, safety glass or plexiglass for your window licking?
…If Joe went for a brain scan, would they find anything?