The official policy of IMAO is that we don’t like monkeys. It’s Frank J. that doesn’t like monkeys, but since he’s the boss, it’s policy. So, monkeys bad.
Still, we keep up with what monkeys are up to. It’s always good to know what your enemy is planning. That’s why we try to follow what Democrats are doing, even though they aren’t worth a bucket of warm spit.
So, what are monkeys up to? Painting.
“Ape art” created by the orangutans and chimpanzees that live at the Center For Great Apes (CGA) is sold in a gift shop and at a silent auction in a fundraising event (AFP Photo/Leila MACOR)
Some of the painting appears to show some talent, which is interesting. Of course, the monkeys do go about it a little differently.
The description of one painting by Jacob explains that the chimp “especially enjoys painting, and he usually likes to taste each bright color before he puts it on his canvas.”
So, paint-licking monkeys retire to Florida. Sounds like Democrats.
Except for having talent.
Now we know what will be replacing the Art of Western Civilization course at Yale.
So…how do they get the poo in different colors?
So…how do you explain SpaceMonkey?
As a resident of Florida I would like to apologize about the retired Monkeys. And for the Democrats.
It all looks more interesting than a banana taped to a wall.
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Claim, “Already too many Democrat presidential candidates as it is.”
World’s first monkey-pig hybrids are born in Chinese lab as part of ground-breaking bid to grow human organs inside animals for transplants. Well then…no wonder they’re leading the world in weird and dangerous diseases!!