India Farmer Paints Dog To Look Like Tiger To Protect Coffee Crop From Monkeys: Report
Fox News | December 4, 2019 | Robert GeartMonkeys in India apparently can’t tell a tiger from a dog made to look like a tiger — or at least that is what one farmer claims.
The farmer, identified as Srikanth Gowda, said he has been able to protect his coffee crop from monkeys by painting his pet dog Bulbul with black stripes, an Indian news outlet reports.
Straight Line of the Day: Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Well I’m not saying it is to paint cats to look like Aliens but… it’s to paint cats to look like Aliens.
And a sad note Terry Jones has gone on the big cart. Godspeed good sir Knight.
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Makes me wonder whether Srikanth Gowda’s trick would work in Africa.
Give them typewriters and tell them that if they keep at it eventually they’ll write a famous play.
Tell them it was really “State Capitalism” that ruined Venezuela.
…elect them to Congress and they’ll think they’re in charge… Too late, it’s been done.
How about electing the Lower Primates?
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Fake Bananas
Only if they’re taped to a wall.
They use real ones for that.
I have to disagree…the monkey would still know that it was just a banana taped to the wall. It takes a human to figure out that it’s really a “work of art” worth thousands of dollars.
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
put them in a round room and tell them to…
…do what we’d tell Helen Keller to do?
Euphemistically.
Inviting them onto the Senate Floor with lures of Peaches.
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Tell them we are from the government and are here to help.
Then they’d fool us back by saying, “We’re glad you’re here.”
And we would fool them right back by saying, “Do what we say, it will help you.”
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Well, we can fool some of them all of the time and all of them some of the time but we shouldn’t even try to fool all of them all of the time. We aren’t Liberals you know.
Am I the only one who is going to have nightmares of caffeinated monkeys?
You mean you don’t already?
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Secretly change their usual coffee to Folger’s crystals.
Painting dogs apparently works. How else can we fool monkeys?
Change your party affiliation from Socialist to Democrat when running for the Presidency.
Promise them free stuff.
Paint tigers to look like bananas. Our poo flinging genetic cousins can go straight to Hades.
… Control the Senate rules for impeachment…
… I always re-glue the peanut shells back together after I eat the peanuts…
You are an evil genius with too much time on his hands.
And glue on his fingers.
…introduce them to SpaceMonkey.
Seems to me Democrats have been fooling monkeys for decades.
How else can we fool monkeys? Promise them universal (cradle to grave) health care, free college tuition, fifteen dollar an hour minimum wage, higher taxes for everybody except monkeys, and of course billions to the UN to fight climate change. Snicker if you want, but I guarantee it’ll work….been workin’ for years now.
Paint the garden hose to look like an adder.
An adder will subtract monkeys?
Yes, but a garden hose claiming to he an adder isn’t really worth a bean.