… Just kidding. I have no issues with Tom Hanks. Who does?
…. But that roo looks likes it’s making a rooooooood gesture.
…. and “the Helpers” sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel.
…. and “Hanx” may be cute, but also may sound like something Britney Spears came up with.
Come to think of it, maybe I do have some issues with Tom Hanks.
Vegemite? You’re a better man than I am, sir… or are extremely ill and don’t know it…
Someone get that man a volleyball, STAT!
Norm MacDonald has renamed the Chinese Corona Virus “Tom Hanks Disease”
Someone else pointed out that when he said he “tested positive for coronavirus,” it was not clear if that meant he was positive for a coronavirus like the common cold, or SARS, or “the” coronavirus (current shorthand for covid-19 specifically).
“Mandrake, you ever wonder why I only drink pure grain alcohol with my vegamite sandwiches?”
“Yes, actually, I’ve been meaning to ask you about that.”