Hoping to retire on the Floyd incident.
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“Eh eh uh Aaandy, you and Barney need to evacuate the uh uh courthouse because it’s now the collective property of the General Unheard Mayberry Borderland Yogurtorium (GUMBY). You know who said that? Calvin Coolidge.”
-Floyd the Martyr
I for one, fondly remember the Calvin Coolidge reference(s).
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Their new spokesman: Ernest T. Bass.
I don’t see what they have left to cut back on – they’re already down to one bullet…
Coincidentally, I was thinking about Andy Griffith earlier today. I wondered how Sheriff Andrew Jackson Taylor would handle things today. He didn’t wear a gun, because he wanted people to respect the law and the position rather than fear the gun. That sort of answered my question. I like to think that he wouldn’t take a knee, as the mob pushed past him, leaving him as helplessly bewildered, frustrated, and ashamed as Barney usually was.
The mob would demand he change his middle name, and he’d refuse.
Mayberry would burn. Nothing he or Atticus Finch could say would stop these half-wit destructive impulse-actors.