I only wanted to post this science story so I could use that title.

Other than that, it makes me feel like a 2-year-old in an adult’s conversation, or AOL in Congress:

Multicolor Super-Resolution Imaging Made Easy

Phys.org / June 16, 2020

Scientists at EPFL (Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne) have developed robust and easy-to-implement multicolor super-resolution imaging. The approach is based on the simultaneous acquisition of two spectral channels followed by spectral cross-cumulant analysis and unmixing. They exploit fluorophore blinking and spectral crosstalk for the generation of additional color channels with super-resolved images.