Straight Line of the Day: Bad opening lines to movies: …
All right, I know, there’s a famous international contest for the worst opening lines for novels. But this is different: it’s movies.
Straight Line of the Day: Bad opening lines to movies: …
All right, I know, there’s a famous international contest for the worst opening lines for novels. But this is different: it’s movies.
Bad opening lines to movies: …
anything that starts the woke.
“The butler did it.”
“Call me Ilhan.”
“Long ago in Ford Galaxy far, far away…”
I was born a poor black child…..
I respectfully disagree. I think ithat line worked for that movie.
It also helped set up the “You mean I’m gonna STAY this color?!” joke.
I’m not saying it wasn’t great…..but first time I saw the movie I didn’t make it that far – I think I was about 8 or 9.
I got better.
So that whole “Turned into a Newt” thing is good?
“Sh*t, still in New York City.”
“Excuse me while I whip this out…”
I think there are just the right amount of snakes on this wonderful plane.
“Joe B, phone home.”
“All the bacon is gone…”
Scariest movie ever!
And then the murders started.
Hey, punk, I’m a 42 year old housewife with 4 kids. I’m pretty sure I know how to handle a Xb34 guided missile launcher!
The last thing he did before he died was to whisper the name of his sled Rosebud…
Let’s get ready to wiggle!
Fruit salad, yummy yummy!
Your orders, Mr. Bond are to rendezvous with Mr. Galore at the nudist colony.
…Barack and Michelle and Bill and Hillary are behind the green door…
I stand corrected. Your second one is the scariest movie ever.
“Alright men, HQ’s issuing helmets that offer better visibility than the old ones”
Nice.
Pass those mashed potatoes, my pants are off.
They shouldn’t start with everyday sayings like that.
“It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was The New York Times.”
I just want you all to know that…uh…that thing…you know…c’mon man!
Does this look infected?
“A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away: Some Atoms Gravitationally Attracted Each Other For Awhile Until They Coalesced Into a Negligible Bit of Matter, Far From Any Other Matter.
The Light Is Just Reaching Us Now.
In Fifty Billion Years We’ll Know What Happened Next. “
“Hi.
“My name’s Hillary Clinton.
“And for the next four hours . . . “
“Please don’t call me Shirley – that’s for my private time…”
“The earth has a fever… because it’s raining men…”
I need a volunteer.