Straight Line of the Day: Happy Half-Valentine’s Day!

Straight Line of the Day: Happy Half-Valentine’s Day! Or . . . . wait. Have I been conned into a totally made-up holiday? __ATA.cmd.push(function() { __ATA.initDynamicSlot({ id: ‘atatags-1117995281-5fd4311b5af12’, location: 120, formFactor: ‘001’, label: { text: ‘Advertisements’, }, creative: { reportAd: { text: ‘Report this ad’, }, privacySettings: { text: ‘Privacy settings’, } } }); });