Please excuse Walrus’s absence for two days. He is either: … sick of you personally, … golfing, … helping Biden with his lawsuits, … re-coup-ing, … on an emu search-and-destroy mission, … getting a nameplate made, … waxing nostalgic, … waxing Ol’ Sparky, … waxing Brazilians, or something else. To be honest, I got distracted … Continue reading He was born here, he was raised here, and dadgum it, he’s gonna die here, and no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswaglin’, cracker-croaker is gonna rouin his bishen cutter.