… that is, hopin’ that Basil brings back the entertainment soon.

In the meantime, here’s something fun:

Ex-Israeli Space Official: Aliens, ‘Galactic Federation’ Real … Hiding ‘Til We’re Ready
TMZ | 12/9/2020

The guy who used to run Israel’s space security program is sounding the alarm — claiming aliens are real, and they’re secretly working with our governments and biding their time.

Hey, they managed to get “hidin'” and “Biden” in the headline and first paragraph! Is that some sort of crippling-dog whistle?

Haim Eshed reportedly told the Israeli publication Yediot Aharonot he can confirm the existence of aliens, because he claims they’ve been among us for a damn long time. He even says they have their own org … the “Galactic Federation.”

I wish more of our news organizations had the guts to call themselves Yediots.

Not only that, but Eshed — who worked for the Israeli government from ’81 to 2010 — also alleges President Trump was about to blow the lid off the whole thing recently, but that he was convinced to shut his trap, ’cause most humans weren’t ready for the truth … yet.

The 87-year-old reportedly said, “There’s an agreement between the U.S. government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”

(I forgot to crop the bottle of medicine out of the photo.)

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