My dogs are far more discerning. They don’t magically appear until the cheese drawer of the refrigerator is opened. Unlike my wife, they could care less if I’m just grabbing another beer.
To an opened package of deli meat.
To an alternate universe away from a held brush.
To the space I occupied a 10th of a second ago when I get up off the couch.
Or run your electric can opener.
That’s for cats.
My dogs are far more discerning. They don’t magically appear until the cheese drawer of the refrigerator is opened. Unlike my wife, they could care less if I’m just grabbing another beer.
2021 winners of the Kraft’s Dog Show (aka Westmeunster)
Those are some stone cold-meat-eaters.
Times my 70lb lab teleports:
To an opened package of deli meat.
To an alternate universe away from a held brush.
To the space I occupied a 10th of a second ago when I get up off the couch.