(I know this hasn’t worked out well in the past, but we have a new agent who wants to give it a try.)
We’re going to totally stick it to the government! Yay! Post your own self-incriminating statement here:
I wanna __________________________________________________________________________ .
… use my own cell phone while I plant bombs near the Democrat and Republican headquarters on Jan. 6, 2020 — apparently they’ll never find me!
… massacre people from a Las Vegas hotel window. They’ll never report what they found!
… blow myself up in a truck outside a phone company substation. What ever happened to that story?
be sedated.
Rock
. . . and roll.
All night.
And party every day.
I wanna … sneak a pencil with an eraser onto the golf course.
I actually have one of those, some golf course used them.
… just hope against all hope the FBI isn’t reading this post.
..actually I hope they are reading it and send the Mounties over for me..the grandkids love horses..
And Red uniforms, it’s almost like the Spanish Inquisition.
I wanna … have everyone who takes “cuts-ees” shacked in-place.
… just hope the FBI is busy interviewing line-jumpers.
One should never take “cuttsies”, ya know.
I wanna start a rally to replace the American Government with a Spanish Inquisition style of government..gotta start somewhere.
Didn’t expect that.
I totally expected it from myself and I will double down if pressed.
You have surprise on your side. And fear. And a ruthless dedication to the Pope. And a nice red cloak.
…and a quarter horse that can run the quarter in 6.9!
what are the rack rates like?…
Adjusted for runaway inflation there’s no way to really tell.
The Pope? You mean Greta?
Submit documentation, photos, finger prints and my address to the ATF notifying them I (now) have an SBR in my possesion. I fully believe the agency that can’t register a few suppressors in less than 6 months, will totally be able to complete my background checks within 88 days, and the registration within 120. Me and the other 40 million applications. Good thing the FBI broke up with them.
I wanna….. Finally spend this suitcase full of cash I jumped out of the plane with.
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This is the FBI: We’ve already investigated you and every acquaintance and relative of yours for the last 50 years and we have said that to a lot of people. We did have a slowdown recently because we were going through all of Trumps relatives drawers, etc but rest assured we are on it. (Did you know Melania never wears the same panties twice)?
That’s only because you guys keep taking them as “evidence”.
Does double sided flex tape applied to the airstair of AF1 count?
Asking for a friend.
No…Biden said velcro strips only because the sound reminds him of when he rips Jill’s clothes off in a fit of passion.
Did not need to see that. Nope.
Brittney Spears did it. It wasn’t me. Oops.
Diapers make the same noise..eewww