Collecting Per Diem for Te Deum
Hitting on nuns a dead giveaway; as are sunglasses at Midnight Mass, government I.O.U. vouchers in collection plate, and unfamiliarity with recipes for potato salad
“Bless me, Father, for I half-sinned . . . ” says one. Another says the pope is “a real by-God traditionalist.”
Inverting their lapel crosses is a dead give-away…
You tell the Fed cause they are the only ones that show up at Mass regularly.
Hey, FBI freak who got the assignment to surveille IMAO, I’m pretty sure my shillelagh was not left in a church. So, if the reason you are hassling those Catholics is in pursuit of my shillelagh, you can cut it out now. I told you, Toomers and I were in the art district the night it disappeared, (and Toomers has been a bit sus about the entire subject every time I broach it.)
Mush, Mush, Mush tural-i-addy
Singin’ Mush, Mush, Mush tural-i-ay.
You show up for church and hear…”The power of Soros commands you….The power of Soros commands you…”