Straight Line of the Day: Over on a LESS Trustworthy News Site, I Saw…

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  1. “Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

  2. Over on a LESS Trustworthy News Site, I Saw…

    Trump left cocaine in the White House, and hid it so well it took years to find it. It was hidden under a pile of Whitewater billing records. And the cocaine was white, so it’s racist. Trump hid Chinese spy balloons too. And the 2020 elections were fair and honest. And Marines empowered with climate change could tip Guam over unless taxes are raised.

  3. Over on a LESS Trustworthy News Site, I Saw…
    That a rather large, overweight male was claiming he was actually very lean and a perfect weight…
    He is identifying as transslender…

  4. Joy Behar stopped talking to actually listen to Whoopi Goldberg speak for a second. Joy shot her and then continued her own rant against White supremacists. Scientists to use global cooling models to determine approximate time of death.

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