Nobel Prize Application

1. I caught a cold.

2. I subdued it with whiskey and water. Never suffered after the onset.

3. It’s gone.

4. Can I have the prize? Thank you.

10 Comments

  1. We are most sorry to inform you that, in spite of your impressive achievement, we are unable to recognize it with a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, you needed to have an explosive sneeze to get our attention, as well as the proper progressive bona fides, or proof that you’re an exploited minority of uncertain gender…

  2. I caught a cold.

    So you’re a snot nose.

    I subdued it with whiskey and water. Never suffered after the onset.

    And a drunkard.

    It’s gone.

    A lot of time elapsed while you were unconscious.

    Can I have the prize? Thank you.

    No. Buzz off, Jack.

  3. Sorry, I think this years prize is already slated to go to Putin for his green efforts to reduce the carbon footprint of Russia and Ukraine through the elimination of pollution causing enemies of nature.

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