We are most sorry to inform you that, in spite of your impressive achievement, we are unable to recognize it with a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, you needed to have an explosive sneeze to get our attention, as well as the proper progressive bona fides, or proof that you’re an exploited minority of uncertain gender…
Sorry, I think this years prize is already slated to go to Putin for his green efforts to reduce the carbon footprint of Russia and Ukraine through the elimination of pollution causing enemies of nature.
We are most sorry to inform you that, in spite of your impressive achievement, we are unable to recognize it with a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, you needed to have an explosive sneeze to get our attention, as well as the proper progressive bona fides, or proof that you’re an exploited minority of uncertain gender…
Right back At-choo!
What am I, a biologist?
Got to have someone nominate you dude, you can’t nominate yourself silly rabbit.
Um, you’re unavail-bribe-able?
I got my Interns so who could ask for anything more? Although a salary would not go amiss.
a Prize, for what I do every weekend?
You may be wasting your weird, dude, but I’m not.
I caught a cold.
So you’re a snot nose.
I subdued it with whiskey and water. Never suffered after the onset.
And a drunkard.
It’s gone.
A lot of time elapsed while you were unconscious.
Can I have the prize? Thank you.
No. Buzz off, Jack.
Daniels.
Sorry, I think this years prize is already slated to go to Putin for his green efforts to reduce the carbon footprint of Russia and Ukraine through the elimination of pollution causing enemies of nature.