Can you help spot the fly-tipper?
Enfield [UK] Council | 28 April 2023
The Council’s new ‘Can You Help?’ campaign has been created as part of its ongoing campaign against fly-tipping in the borough and has released footage of people they would like to identify following incidents of fly-tipping.
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Cabinet Member for Environment at Enfield Council…
[That’s quite a title!]
… Cllr Rick Jewell, said: “The clear message to those who fly-tip on the borough’s streets is your time is up. We will find you, and if found guilty, we will take the strongest possible action. …
“There is never any excuse to fly-tip.”
Fly-Tipping may lead to excessive flies and possible tripping. And depending on how much drugs are involved, possibly some tripping flies. I hear tripping flies tip well.
Fly-Tipping makes tripping flies try flipping Philippine ties flippantly.
Give ’em a buzz and find out for yourself…
Just keep the fly-tippers away from the livestock – they prefer that their cows remain upright for the best fecal experience…
Try tipping with fly bait. They tend to drop dead.
No more than 18% of the cost of the bowl of soup your fly was found (paid in fine ground pepper).
20% if the fly resulted in getting the total meal free.
“No tax on fly tipping!”
– Donald Trump –
Fly zippers unavailable for comment.
Sorry what did you say? I was caught up in something.
Ouch. Beans or wiener?
Fly tipping is 10 times worse than cow tipping.