Straight Line of the Day: The World’s Largest Atom Smasher Is Getting a Powerful New Upgrade. It Will Be Able To…

The World’s Largest Atom Smasher Is Getting a Powerful New Upgrade

LiveScience.com | 4/9/25 | Paul Sutter

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… give Scotty fantods?

18 Comments

  1. “Physicists are finalizing plans for MATHUSLA, a powerful new addition to CERN’s Large Hadron Collider that will detect long-lived particles and potentially open the door to new physics.” (Emphasis mine)

    O.M.G. I’m trembling with quantum entanglement!

    Here we go…

    “Door #1,. Door#2, or, Door#3?”

    “3. 1. 2. No! 3. No! 2! Wait. 1. Oh, Monty!!”

  2. It will be able to…

    …stave off scientist’s boredom for another decade, especially as the JWST proves the Big Bang Theory wrong.

    …promise to open the door to new physics only to find nothing inside other than a bunch of crank theories.

    That’s my theory and I’m stickin’ with it.

  3. It Will Be Able To…

    ….hopefully smash something bigger than a freakin’ atom for cryin’ out loud. Maybe something you’d actually want to smash – like a flea. Hate those little basturds.

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