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September 26, 2002
Maybe They Could Give Him a Talking Dinosaur as a Sidekick
They are planning on making another Superman movie, and Moriarty of Aint It Cool News has a script review. It looks like it's going to be craptastic. Krypton, Superman's home planet, never explodes, and they take Lex Luthor, the evil billionaire corporate tyrrant (and you think that would be a popular villian these days) and instead make him a CIA agent and an alien. I just hope they don't do to Superman what they did to Batman. First, Tim Burton made the movies too dark and too weird, but it wasn't that bad. But then Joel Schumacher took over, and, with each movie, moved it closer to gay porno. Well, whatever they do, if it's an FDA certified blockbuster and contains lots of explosions, I'll probably still go see it. |