In a recent poll, 38% percent of Americans were in favor of annexing Canada as the 51st state. I'd be in favor of the land grab too, but I don't know an efficient way to relocate all those Canadians. Maybe we could trick them into thinking there is some sort of hockey festival in Europe, and then annex the country while they’re all gone. We could then prevent them from coming back in; that's what you get for supporting Britain in the Revolutionary War, dinks.

(Thanks to Scrappleface for the link.)

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