We Concede That You're a Jackass
South Korea seems to think that both North Korea and the U.S. need to make concessions. I know what you're thinking - "What!? They even suggest we make concessions to nuclear weilding dimwits! Let's murder them all!" - but don't be so hasty. Remember, South Korea animates The Simpsons, and thus they control a resource even more important than oil. That's why we at least have to humor them. Here are my ideas for concessions that each side can make:
NORTH KOREAN CONCESSIONS
* Shall have Kim Jong-Il wear a red nose to complete his look.
* Shall now have to give what little food they have to us in case we feel like an extra snack between breakfast and brunch.
* Shall change national religion such that all Americans are worshipped as gods.
* Shall dance for our amusement.
* Shall nuke selves as punishment.
* Shall burn in hell.
AMERICAN CONCESSIONS
* Shall only kill the first born child of each family.
* Shall not sow salt in the earth after saturation bombing.
* Shall not feed them to dogs.
* Shall limit dancing on their graves to a week's length.
* Shall not subject them again to Carter.
* Shall not be extremely blatant in ignoring concessions.
Stumble It!