Just when you thought North Korea couldn't get any more insane, they start saying things like, "If the United States evades its responsibility and challenges us, we'll turn the citadel of imperialists into a sea of fire." What the hell are they talking about? And then, at a rally the government says it will "smash U.S. nuclear maniacs" in a "holy war." I thought Commies were atheists; I guess that's just how loony they are now that they can't even keep their own views straight. My first response to all this was to think that, due to sanctions, they're only able to get some really back crack into that country, but I then had an epiphany. Life is terrible in North Korea, and there is no freedom and no food. They probably just can't take it anymore and thus are trying to do what 's referred to as "suicide by cop." They want to antagonize us so much that we wipe them out, thus ending their misery of starvation and being ruled by the Pee-Wee Herman of dictators. Well, America is no charity, and we're not just going to nuke someone because they want it. If they were smart, instead of spending all their money on trying to make nukes, they could have just bought some cyanide laced Kool-Aid. Sheesh.

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