The RNC began the new year with $5 million in the bank while the Democratic Party was $106,000 in debt. Republicans don't have trouble raising money because everyone loves them since they're the party of "Killing the Bad People." The kindest, honest, and most decent folks in America - the rich - especially love the Republicans and write them many checks. That's why Jesus once said, "Blessed be the rich, because they fund the campaigns of the tax-cutters."

The only people left who still like the Democrats, though, are their base: dumb poor people. And dumb poor people can't send Democrats money when they need it for buying Chia Pets and "No Blood for Oil" bumper stickers. Soon the repot man is going to come to the Democrats and repossess their whines and the live pigs they feed to Ted Kennedy. We'll probably end up seeing all the Democrat politicians out on the streets holding up signs that say, "Will demagogue for food." And then I'll punch the Democrat and steal his sign.

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