Writing satire is fun, but I'm starting to think maybe I should put my skills towards doing something good in this world. That's why I'm thinking of starting the Charlton Heston Memorial Fund (I know he's not dead, but "Memorial Fund" sounds better). I would use my humor to fundraise money towards the eventual eradication of all monkeys, thus preventing the horrible "Planet of the Apes" scenario that Heston warned us about. First, I'd start with all the monkeys that are near extinction since they'd be easy to finish off, and then I'd later move on to the monkeys with greater populations, ending, finally, with the eradication of the very last capuchin monkey. After that, the left over money could go to fight Alzheimer disease.

So what do you think? Maybe the next t-shirt can be one showing support of the eradication of all monkeys. Until then, buy the Nuke the Moon t-shirt.

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