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TOP TEN WESLEY CLARK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. I'm a general and a Democrat... isn't that wacky!
9. My day-to-day views on the war on Iraq are like a box of chocolates - you'll never know what you're going to get.
8. You don't know me, but I don't know you, so we're even.
7. Pay no attention to the Clintons behind the curtain.
6. I admit it; Arnold Schwarzenegger bribed me to run to make him look decisive on issues.
5. I helped fight in Kosovo. Yeah, Kosovo. Oh, come on! You remember that conflict. It wasn't that long ago.
4. Support me because I would have voted "Nes" on Iraq.
3. I nearly started World War III. What other candidate has that much pull?
2. My stance on that very important issue is... Hey! Look! I can do a handstand!
And the number one Wesley Clark campaign slogan...
Because I'm not one of those nine other guys.
Okay, so that was a lot of variations of the same joke. But there's the problem: none of us know that much about him.
Yet he leads in the polls. Heh heh.
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