IMAO T-Shirt Babe FAQ
It's one week until the deadline to enter the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest. Thanks to all those who have entered so far, but the number is far under what I'm looking for. I expect more from you babes. Anyway, to help out, here are some answers to some common questions.
Q. What is the purpose of the essay?
A. The essay is a way to show your babeness in a non visual form. It should express a hawkish statment and not be longer than 200 words since I have a short attention span. If you're barely literate, it can be really short and congratulations for reading this far.
Q. What if I'm a pacifcist? Am I then disqualified?
A. If your short statement can convince the judges that the war on terror is wrong, then you can still win. So yes, you are disqualified.
Q. What should the photo be of?
A. That's to your discression, but no photoshopping. It should show off your modeling skills, and probably be more than just a head shot since the idea is to find a t-shirt model.
Q. I think monkeys are funny. Can I still win?
A. You'll lose my vote, but that's only one of nine.
Q. How do the prizes work?
A. You get all the IMAO t-shirts and then will recieve the hundred dollars cash and the hundred dollar ThoseShirts.com shopping spree upon sending back pictures modeling the shirts. If enough people participate, there may be prizes for finalists.
Q. What if few people participate?
A. Then you will embarass me in front of other bloggers, and I'll put up a "No Girls Allowed" sign on my site. That will teach you babes.
Q. Will being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe lead to and industrous modeling career?
A. Most certainly.
Q. That's not very many questions for an FAQ. What's up with that?
A. It's a simple thing to enter. So do it!
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