June 16, 2004
Attack of the Mutant Wasp
Or
I Destroy What I Don't Understand
Or
Someone Please Tell Me What I Done Killed
Posted by Frank J. at 07:57 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (49)

What the hell is this?

I get home today, and I find this damn thing buzzing about. So I stun it using chemical warfare (can of Raid), and, once it fell to the ground, I finished it off with more traditional weaponry (my shoe).

But what is it? It looks like a wasp, but the bulbous thing which I assume has its stinger is attached to the main body my some thin small tail. In its death spasms, that part was flailing around wildly like it was another limb.

I guess this weekend I'm going to take my Raid, a hose, and my bokken (wooden practice sword) and make sure there are no more wasp nests on my house. Better consult my previous conpendium of wasp knowledge first.