Hello IMAO Readers,

Guest Blogger RightWingDuck here with a new topic.

As you know, Teresa Heinz Kerry (aka, hunka hunka burnin' love) recently gave some medical advice for treating Arthritis. Soak some white raisins in Gin for two weeks and then eat 9 a day.

Hmmm. This got me to thinking..

What other pearls of wisdom would this woman dispense if given the chance?

Let’s find out. Today’s topic is...

Ask Teresa!!

Go ahead and ask any question.

Relationships? Economy? Children? Anything!

Ask your questions in the comments section. I will provide answers using my top secret resources such as - Dan Rather, The Phone Book, or MSU (Making Stuff Up).

Be sure to check back in on a regular basis. Very regular. In fact, sit there and hit refresh repeatedly. I need volume to keep my Guestblogging gig.

Just kidding.

Please start all questions with.. 'Dear Teresa'