What sort of holiday should we use to celebrate the day of Arafat's death?

For one, we have to decide what day to celebrate it on. It can't be today (Veteran's Day) or yesterday (the Marines' birthday), but he probably actually died on Sunday, so we'll celebrate it that day. Here are some holiday suggestions for the anniversary of Arafat's death:

* Terrorist's Death Day - A day we celebrate the cool death of terrorists, such as the one who was in a wheelchair and got hit with a cruise missile. That was awesome!

* Brain Hemorrhage Appreciation Day (or whatever the hell it was that killed him)

* Ringo Starr Look-Alike Day

* Johnson's Baby Wipes Appreciation Day

Also, maybe we could start a charity to help the victims of Nobel Peace Prize winners. I know some people are still recovering from the Carter administration.

Well, those are my ideas. What do you think?

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