Thank you, Jonah, for your grudging non-endorsement. Is there a columnist better than Jonah Goldberg? Well, none who uses Simpson references so well to make his point.

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Plus, I have a cool contest going on from now until next Thursday.

BTW, when I said Jonah Goldberg hits kittens with bats, that was totally just a silly little joke.

Oh, and after you realize my comic genius, vote here.

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