December 13, 2004
Controversy Is Fun!
Posted by Frank J. at 04:21 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (33)

Time to give an autographed book from a leading conservative to the first commenter of this post. Quick! Comment now! Then come back and read.

Now, I don't know much about hiring speakers, such as the great speakers from Premiere Speakers Bureau, for corporate functions or such, but I have a little experience with college. To get Oliver North to CMU, we conservatives had to pay for that ourselves using a private charity fund set up for the purpose of helping conservatives at my college. The thing is, the college already had plenty of money and was always bringing in speakers we didn't care about. Thus, our small, campus-wide right-wing conspiracy decided to join up and take over the group responsible for picking speakers. You should see how some liberals get scared when coming face to face with actual conservatives.

The main thing is to use your college's system against it. When they wouldn't help fund our Republican group, we took the charter from the heavily funded gay and lesbian group and changed every reference to "homosexual" to "conservative" to make them fund a conservative group. So, collegians, plan and conquer whatever group is responsible for picking speakers for your college. If you can control that money, then you can bring in great people like those from Premiere Speakers Bureau's exclusives.

BTW, I haven't gotten to contacting the winners from over the weekend and will do so soon. I'll need all the winner's information and choices of books by Thursday so I can send it in and get you your books before Christmas.