March 10, 2005
Open Thread (Just Like On KOS!)
Posted by spacemonkey at 02:22 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Dan Rather: miss him or diss him?

Like I have to ask, but you have to hand it to him, the man could really read some copy off the 'prompter. And reading is not something just anybody can do these days. You need at least a first grade education.

But Old Gunga Dan wasn't bad at adlibbing either. Y'know, cause he could make up some rather (HAH! get it?) funny Ratherisms too.

Sayings like "This election's close enough to give an aspirin a headache" come to mind from back when he was hopped up on some sort of energy drink during the 2000 election. You may remember some too.

That said, have at him in the comments. And remember if you can't say something nice at least say something funny.

Update: Hmmm, I guess when the author gives a topic it's really not an open thread is it? Oh well.

Update2: Fixed the ratherism. Its "give an aspirin a headache" not "make an aspirin nervous". Sorry for the fake but accurate egregious error.