It has been known for years that Mars, the planet not the candy bar, has carbon dioxide in its atmosphere.

Now there is evidence that methane also exists in the martian atmosphere.

As any good little tree hugger will tell you about carbon dioxide and methane,'THOSE ARE GREEN HOUSE GASES!' The all caps simulate the pain caused by being crushed by a bulldozer or logging machine.

I want to be the first to say we must act to order to SAVE MARS NOW. Those green house gases must be reduced. Else all the coastal cities on Mars could be flooded with frozen seawater caused by colliding meltingglaciertsunamicaines.

SAVE MARS NOW! The danger is real. All liberals, heed the call and tie yourselves to a rocket today so we can SAVE MARS NOW!

It doesn't have to be a rocket on the way to Mars either. Because we can meet up in orbit at the International House of Planetsavers and all carpool aboard a Mars-bound rocket, so we can all SAVE MARS NOW!

SAVE MARS NOW, because if we wait till the day after tomorrow IT MAY BE TOO LATE!

SAVE MARS NOW!

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