The boys over at Cox & Forkum remind us that yesterday was Saddam Hussein's 68th birthday. I should have gotten him something, but I had trouble deciding:

* Jalepeno underwear

* Razor blade mattress

* Bandsaw eyebrow plucking

* Plastic shredder shoes

* Cheese grater manicure

* Columbian necktie

* Hot wax eyedrops

* Rabid weasel bath

* Ben Gay Q-tip ear cleaning

* Anthrax omelette

* Tarantula enema

Got any suggestions?