"Senator Kerry, you finally released your military records. How did it go?"

"The worst day of my life, what do you think? Ugh! Idiot!"

Man, just think if that was released during the campaign:

I'm President George Bush, and I approve this photo.

Not only did I do marginally better than my opponent in college, but girls did not run away screaming when they saw me.

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