Representative Tom Tancredo suggested bombing Mecca in retaliation for next terrorist attack. Even though I made the same suggestion before, it is wrong and bad and stupid. We expect more out of our elected officials than people like me.

Anyway, bombing Mecca would harm and infuriate lots of innocent people. I think, in retaliation to the next terrorist attack, we should instead totally crash the party in Mecca. Terrorists kill people, then we get a party. Mecca is supposed to be for Muslims only, but we should flood it with Christians, Jews, Wiccans, and whoever else and have like some huge kegger. We won't do any permanent damage, but there will be tons of vomit and plastic cups smelling of Coors Light to clean up afterwards. Then the Muslims will be like, "We better do more to stop Muslim terrorists because we hate cleaning up after keggers!"

It's a workable idea, but it needs government funding. And the government has tons of money. They could give us millions for beer and it would be like nothing to them. And then we could have a huge sound system set up for music and Mecca would be the totally awesomest party ever!

On second thought, let's not wait for the next terrorist attack; let's have that party now! And let’s have it somewhere closer than Mecca because I don't feel like driving far… especially if I have work on Monday.

Anti-terrorism kegger in Orlando, anyone?

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