Take Fry, You Die
Here's one interesting case we may here those against John Roberts complain about. Apparently he upheld and arrest, handcuffing and detention of a 12-year-old girl for eating a single french fry inside a D.C. Metrorail station. That seems a little extreme. I can understand all that for an onion ring, but one french fry? I don't know how that will go over with Joe-Six-Pack and Bubba-Jug-of-Moonshine.
What could lead to such extremism? Was Roberts attack by one of the McDonalds Fry-Guys has a child? I don't know, but Fry-gate could sink him!