Hello Gang,

RightWingDuck with some true facts for you to ponder.

John Roberts has been nominated to the Supreme Court and already the lunacy is beginning. Did you hear that John Kerry demanded that Roberts release all of his records? Are you kidding me? What's next - Ted Kennedy demanding Sobriety tests? Bill Clinton investigating his marital fidelity?

One issue that has come up more than once is Mr. Roberts membership in an organization called The Federalist Society? What is this thing? Is it like a hair club for men? Is it a social club? Well, thankfully, you guys don't really care - which means you are absolutely at the right website.

Here is RWD's Educational Primer: The Federalist Society

The Federalist Society was founded in order to better battle the liberal legal mindset that was threatening to overwhelm the legal community. This was a vast improvement over the original method - dueling with Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.

The organzation was founded in 1982 after hearing the hit single by Hall & Oates - I Can't Go For That - No Can Do. Which was not only motivational - but had a beat you could dance to.

Meetings are held once a month. With a convention held once a year at a top secret undisclosed location found only by word of mouth and checking the Fed Soc website.

Last year, they were hoping to have Ann Coulter jump out of a cake. If they had, they'd have more members than AAA.

Upon membership, each Fed Soc member is issued an exclusive 14k gold ring, which functions as the sympbol of prestige and membership - plus has a nifty decoding device.

All members are given a membership certificate which is either suitable for framing or ready for rapid shredding.

It goes without saying that membership can neither be confirmed nor denied. It's like serving with John Kerry!

At the Five Year mark, members are given a Fed Soc Coffee Mug and Commemorative plate set.

The Federalist Society has offices in all 50 states except Massachusetts and California where, in the interest of fairness and balance - conservative viewpoints are outlawed.

In the initial years, being admitted to the Fed Soc was like joining a Fraternity. There was even hazing involved. Most didn't mind the paddling, or eating of worms - however it was deemed cruel to have pledges recite The Best of Molly Ivins.

Like all good Conservative Facilities the main campus includes a dining room. The menu features Tuna Safe Dolphin. In fact, you can choose the one you want right out of the tank. It's Flipperific!

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Well, there's nothing like good information, and believe me, this was nothing like good information *rimshot*

Take Care and keep alert. As the Fed Soc members would say, "vsmy er s;; kidy hry s;pmhzz" (Hint: Use the Decoder Ring)