Read Townhall's coverage of this speech given by Governor Doctor Howard Dean. Done? OK, I have a few questions especially regarding comments such as this part.

"The president and his right-wing Supreme Court think it is 'okay' to have the government take your house if they feel like putting a hotel where your house is," Dean said,"

Ok here are my questions regarding Dean, who is my favorite Democratic Party Chairman, EVER and his awesome speechifying.

Namely,
1) When Dean gives a speech like this does the audience feel like they are being mooned?

2) Do the seats of his pants muffle his voice or does he just drop a mic. down the back?

3) When he leaves the podium are there obvious skidmarks on the microphone covers?

I rectum I already know the answers, butt I wanted to as_sk anyway.

ht to Redstate.org